The moose he is a funny critter,
Designed, you thought, to make you titter, But met in rural interface He'll promptly put you in your place.
The moose he is a funny fellow Designed to make you smile or bellow But met in rural confrontation He'll rudely end your celebration
The moose he is a funny critter God shaped him just to make you titter But meeting him in grove or gutter
Will reduce you to a pile of litter
The moose he is a funny creature; His nose is his outstanding feature But while you're laughing, soon or later,
He'll decorate your radiator.
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